'Being humble don't work aswell as being aware'
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
when ur friend makes great art
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am